\/@ccinoffee, A \/@ccine with Every Coffee
In the year 2027, a string of coffee shops in New York City became wildly successful after offering a vaccination with every double expresso. Years ago, the Covid vaccine passed into extinction along with all the old viruses. Instead, we now have new viruses, 365 of them, and the drug industry has invented 365 new vaccines for various scary diseases hyped incessantly in the media. (9) And in order to maintain a valid vaccine passport, one must receive a different vaccination each day for 365 days. How convenient can this be? The waitress jabs your arm as she brings your morning coffee. Started by a 22 year old college drop out entrepreneur, named Seymour Smucklinberger, his brainstorm was called ” Vaccinoffee”. After going nation wide, the business was acquired in a leveraged buy out by Amazon making Seymour the youngest billionaire in New Jersey. Header Image: Espresso coffee Courtesy of Rainer Zenz Wikimedia commons.
PCR Virus Testing at Every Corner
Once acquired by Amazon, the Vaccinoffee coffee shops expanded further, now offering PCR testing and antibody testing for the 365 new viral diseases. A large machine at the front of the store validated your Vaccine Passport, and at the same time, video cameras used facial recognition software to alert local police of your location, should you have any outstanding “violations”.
Safe and Effective
The 365 vaccines were incredibly safe, and no adverse reactions were ever recorded. Heart attacks and strokes in the patrons were quite common in the Vaccinoffee shops, not causally related to the vaccine of course, explained as merely a coincidence.
Rebellion is Futile, How to Run a Sting Operation
Left image: Citizens enjoying the opportunity of showing their vaccination passports to the authorities at random inspection points.
In 2028, a rebel leader by the name of William Ashbury along with a large following on social media denounced the 365 vaccination program as a fraudulent program to enslave the population, and large unruly mobs of rebellious citizens rioted in every major city targeting the Vaccinoffee shops. Thousands were arrested and held in prison indefinitely. It was somehow leaked that William Ashbury was an FBV operative, and the leader of an FBV Sting Operation. (FBV= Federal Bureau of Vaccination) In retrospect, this explained why the Ashbury was never arrested, searched or indicted for any crimes. Thus we learned the lesson that any rebellion is futile.
A Vaccine in Every Box
The next great billionaire enterpreneur made his fortune by selling breakfast cereal with a ready to use vaccine in each box, calling them Cheery-Vax and Wheaty-Vax. Not to be out-done, fast food franchises added vaccines to each menu item, thus the Double Cheeseburger-Vax was born. It was not uncommon for every citizen to have a vaccine with every meal, breakfast lunch and dinner, organic of course.
Vaccine Virtue Breaks
It seems there just wasn’t enough time to get the daily vaccine, and also attend the mandatory “Vaccine Virtue Breaks” twice a day, either at work or at home, discussing the virtues of vaccines. All employers were mandated to have “Vaccine Virtue Breaks” for the employees. During this time, people are encouraged to talk among themselves about the wonders of vaccines, the greatest medical achievement of all history. It is not unusual for people to break out in spontaneous expressions of joy and gratitude. As these emotions are intense, many begin crying, and take up collection plates for the less fortunate.
Entertainment During a Vaccine Virtue Break in the Year 2027
The New Religion of Vaccinology in the year 2027
In 2027, all churches are closed, and the new religion of vaccinology replaces all others. The vaccine comes directly from God, and we are all apostles with a mission !!!
Apostles Go Out and Convert the Unvaccinated in the year 2027
A young unvaccinated woman is converted by an Apostle in Australia …
The Extinction of the Unvaccinated
The unvaccinated person is a rare bird indeed having been stamped out by various mandatory measures in the year 2027 requiring a vaccine passport to get a job, buy groceries, buy gas, own real estate, engage in banking, etc. The only unvaccinated people to be found are in the homeless on skid row, considered repulsive and full of contagious dieases. Any contact with one of these skid row unvaccinated people is considered a health emergency reported to the “Vaccine Police” who then “contact trace” these unvaccinated homeless people who are then rounded up and placed into “quarantine camps”.
Surveillance cameras are everywhere, and facial recognition software and GPS tracks everything you do, all the people you associate with, everything you write, say, buy or read. And your bank account is instantly deducted for any violation of “society norms”. Should you refuse a vaccination or any other of the 786 compulsory medical procedures, your credit cards and wages are frozen, and your job has fired you. When the “authorities” determine that you are no longer a useful member of society, you will be sent on well deserved “vacation”, a euphemism for euthanasia. This is not dystopia. It is utopia. We all love our government. Isn’t totalitarianism a good thing?
In the year 2027, the average citizen is happy with this new world of Vaccinoffee shops, Vaccine Passports, Vaccine Virtue Breaks and Quarantine Camps, and wondered why people didn’t always do it this way? The cameras are on, so everyone smile.
DISCLAIMER: The preceding essay is political satire science fiction and does not necessarily reflect the views of anyone else in normal society other than the author. If, for whatever inexplicable reason, you are not offended and actually appreciate this type of political satire you may send an email thanking the author using the “contact us” page. If you actually believe all the nonsense being satirized, then you are one of “them”, and I apologize for offending you. You may then return to your mass psychosis along with the other brain washed sheep and wait for the implementation of totalitarian control over your lives.
Any resemblance to people, things or events is purely a coincidence and unintentional. © Copyright 2021 Jeffrey Dach MD
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Links and References
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2) Revolting against the dystopian COVID vaccine manifesto with data, science, in order to save humanity
There is only one rational conclusion from examining all the data: COVID vaccines are both unsafe and ineffective. If the forces of evil pushing medical tyranny prevail, then a very dark vaccine dystopia probably awaits us. lifesitenews Joel S. Hirschhorn Mon Sep 13, 2021
3) Sebastian Rushworth M.D. A reflection on covid mania 9/23/21
4) September 22, 2021 Why Do Doctors Go Along with COVID Panic Porn and CDC Prescriptions? By Ted Noel, MD
5) Goldman, Emanuel. “How the unvaccinated threaten the vaccinated for COVID-19: A Darwinian perspective.” Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences 118.39 (2021).Goldman How the Unvaccinated Threaten the vaccinated PNASl
6) Yeh, Ting-Yu, and Gregory P. Contreras. “Full vaccination is imperative to suppress SARS-CoV-2 delta variant mutation frequency.” medRxiv (2021).Contreras Vaccination to Suppress Mutant Variants
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7) Niesen, Michiel, et al. “COVID-19 vaccines dampen genomic diversity of SARS-CoV-2: Unvaccinated patients exhibit more antigenic mutational variance.” medRxiv (2021). Niesen cOVID 19 VACCINES GENOMIC DIVERSITY July 2021
Strikingly, we find the diversity of the SARS-CoV-2 lineages is declining at the country-level with increased rate of mass vaccination (n = 25 countries, mean correlation coefficient = -0.72, S.D. = 0.20)….. Prospective validation of these macroscale evolutionary patterns using clinically annotated SARS-CoV-2 whole genome sequences confirms that vaccine breakthrough patients indeed harbor viruses with significantly lower diversity in known B cell epitopes compared to unvaccinated COVID-19 patients (2.3-fold, 95% C.I. 1.4-3.7).
8)The Vax Scene
https://twitter.com/MartyBent/status/1442988205477797889?s=20
9) 271 vaccines in development, according to latest PhRMA report. September 11, 2013
10) A peek into our Future Crystal Ball…Anonymous Rant Spills the Beans.
If you go to Chln@, they are piloting it. A few years ago in Shen Yeng . So I lived over seas. If you go to Shen Yeng , back in 2017, they already had visual recognition cameras there, so if you Jay Walked, in Chen Jeng, it would immediately detect that and give you a notification, and they would deduct money from your what we call your We-chat account. We use too many accounts. It is called We-chat-now-we-pay. So they actually deduct your money directly from your account. This is four years ago. So this is not like some sort of conspiracy theory on something that is going to happen some 10 years into the future. This happened pre-C0R0n@ \/lRUS in Chln@. And so this system in Chln@ that exists is extremely advanced. They can detect if it is a man or a women. They can guess your age. They can detect what kind of car model it is. Who the manufacturer is. This is the sort of technology that we see in all these dystopian films and whatever, and people keep putting it off to something that is going to happen later, and in my kids lifetime, or my grandkids . It is already here. And if this gets implemented anywhere, especially in a western nation, it is not going away. Israel is already talking about the fourth shot. Then they are going to be going to Ħerpes. And then they are going to ask if you are G@y. They are going to ask if you ate three pizzas this week. Pizzas are unhealthy. If you buy certain books from certain countries, your country doesnt like, you will lose points in the social credit score system. So this is already the reality of the world in certain places. And we need to be aware of that. If we dont want that or if we do. And to be perfectly honest, anyone who wants this \/@ƈƈine p@şşport, it is a misnomer, it’s TOTAL CONTROL. Everything you do or dont do will be calculated to the point where if they can detect your GPS signal, if you have a phone on you, they can detect who you are hanging out with. Oh, you are hanging out with someone who said something bad nine years ago on WeBo. OK, a Chinese equivalent to Facebook or something like that. Right?
You would lose two points. Oh, you bought Japanese books. You lose five points. We dont like Japan. This is what is gong to come here because it is already there.
Journalist: And we are doing that a little bit with contact tracing for Covid , arent we? So they can see where you are at. Who you are with.
The simple reality is that the technology that CESUS (?) has and all these big tech corporations. They already know where you are. It is just that they dont want to shock the system too much and admit they have it. Edw@rd Sn0wden revealed all this back in 2013. He fled to H0ng K0ng, and they wouldnt keep him there, so now he is in Řuşşia, but the Nš@ has all of your information. They know your G00gle searches from Feb9, 2004 or a bunker in Colorado. They have all this information. But in the USA, they have the fourth amendment. They cant , they are not supposed to track you forever, right. So, they pretend they dont have it. But they do. If they really want to utilize it, they can. So right now they need “the permission” of individuals, so they say, “ok, we are going to submit to cont@ct tr@cing”. Then they can say, oh well you chose that. Instead of, well, we are violating your rights.
11) The Covidian Cult Part One by CJ Hopkins 10/13/2020
One of the hallmarks of totalitarianism is mass conformity to a psychotic official narrative. Not a regular official narrative, like the “Cold War” or the “War on Terror” narratives. A totally delusional official narrative that has little or no connection to reality and that is contradicted by a preponderance of facts.
12) The Covidian Cult (Part II) …. August 13, 2021 by CJ Hopkins Back in October of 2020, I wrote an essay called The Covidian Cult, in which I described the so-called “New Normal” as a global totalitarian ideological movement. Developments over the last six months have borne out the accuracy of that analogy. A full year after the initial roll-out of the utterly horrifying and completely fictional photos of people dropping dead in the streets, the projected 3.4% death rate, and all the rest of the official propaganda, despite the absence of any actual scientific evidence of an apocalyptic plague (and the abundance of evidence to the contrary), millions of people continue to behave like members of an enormous death cult, walking around in public with medical-looking masks, robotically repeating vacuous platitudes, torturing children, the elderly, the disabled, demanding that everyone submit to being injected with dangerous experimental “vaccines,” and just generally acting delusional and psychotic.
13) The Covidian Cult (Part III) by CJ Hopkins Sept 2, 2021
In The Covidian Cult (Part I) and (Part II), I characterized the so-called “New Normal” as a “global totalitarian ideological movement.” Since I published those essays, more and more people have come to see it for what it is, not “insanity” or just “an overreaction,” but, in fact, a new form of totalitarianism, a globalized, pathologized, depoliticized form of it, which is being systematically implemented under the guise of “protecting the public health.”
14) The Great New Normal Purge CJ Hopkins 10/12/21
So, the Great New Normal Purge has begun … right on cue, right by the numbers. As we “paranoid conspiracy theorists” have been warning would happen for the past 18 months, people who refuse to convert to the new official ideology are now being segregated, stripped of their jobs, banned from attending schools, denied medical treatment, and otherwise persecuted.
15) The Road to Totalitarianism CJ Hopkins Jul 31 2021
Anyway, here’s where we are at the moment, and how we got here, just the broad strokes.
16) Public health or private wealth? How digital vaccine passports pave way for unprecedented surveillance capitalism. Jeremy Loffredo and Max Blumenthal·October 19, 2021.
“The vaccine is a means of forcing people to have the Green Pass. That is, a device that allows individuals to be monitored and tracked, an unprecedented measure.”
17) Spartacus Letter
18) Spartacus Letter
Comment from a reader:
Dear Dr Dach,
I wanted to thank you for this entertaining article.
I tried to find a Vaccinoffee, but they are all closed !!!
regards
Symour Schmecklinberger